As we heard earlier today, Kanye West’s SURPRISE Adidas show will be held tomorrow at noon. Other designers are pissed about it, and there’s already one complaint filed against Kanye with the CFDA. I’m not sure what the CFDA can really do about it though. Anyway, what this means is that we still have a few more days of Kim Kardashian walking around in New York in terrible clothes. Enjoy. These are photos of Kim and Kanye out last night, and Kim out solo yesterday afternoon. Kim also chatted with People Magazine about her maternity style this time around and she is charmingly delusional about everything, basically.
Trying to borrow Kourtney’s maternity clothes: “Everyone used to say Kourtney had the best pregnancy style, so I would borrow a dress she wore when she was pregnant, and OMG it did not look the same! The side-by-side comparisons were just not good for my soul, so I finally had to figure out my own style that worked for ME!”
She had to work with five stylists during her first pregnancy? “I didn’t even know my signature style yet, let alone how to dress for a baby bump! My style kept changing and nothing was consistent.”
The second pregnancy is easier: “This time around, I know what I like — plus, I am confident and not trying to hide my bump. I actually want to accentuate it.”
Explaining the long coats: “And yes, long coats to cover my fat arms and ass! It’s such a trip how your body grows and changes, and at the end of the day, you have to wear what you are comfortable in and what you feel good in. I don’t care what the weather is, I will always wear my coats. I am always freezing, so it works out perfectly for me!”
She’s mortified about her maternity style the last time: “I also look back at my last pregnancy looks and sometimes I am mortified. I actually am a few pounds heavier this pregnancy than my last, yet somehow I look so different. Maybe it’s because you carry a boy differently than a girl, maybe it’s because I don’t have the swelling that I had last time when I had preeclampsia, OR maybe it’s because I am confident in my style and know what to expect.”
Well… I remember Kim’s maternity style the first time, and yes, I guess the second pregnancy has been better. Although that’s setting the bar really, really low. I genuinely think Kim would be shocked to learn that if she actually invested in some simple maternity basics (a long black skirt, comfortable maternity pants, simple blouses), she would look and feel worlds better. The problem is the same as always – she doesn’t understand her body and she doesn’t understand what is flattering in the larger sense.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN.
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